Yes its me Shazy Criber (as my little darling sister called me when I was driving at 15 (crazy driver)) Here I share with you anecdotes, quips, jokes, links that inform or entertain, all with your choice of beverage (ie while reading, go get your own choice of drink). Enjoy.
Monday, December 05, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Secondly, I have always had issues with Spongebob Squarepants. Something is seriously wrong with that show, and I never let me kids watch it. Beyond the interesting choices of names (bikini bottom for one), and the interesting characteristics and behavior of the characters, I can't help but feel it has some hidden dark messages trying to corrupt us and our kids.... Well it seems I wasn't paranoid. A recent study proved Spongebob Squarepants makes kids dumb. Really, truly. Read more for yourself at http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MED_SPONGEBOB_STUDY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT Of course Nickelodeon disputed the results and the veracity of the study. This of course from a network that prides itself on educational and child development programming. Honestly the only thing I remember from Nickelodeon when I was a kid was when they slimed people.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Folks, Skynet is real and it is growing.... Watch out.... It wants to use your computer to expand its network and power....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14896330
As you can obviously see, there is nothing objectionable about the works. Except if you are an ardent zionist bent on revising the truth and history about Palestine and the plight of Gaza amidst the Israeli blockade. As far as those Zionists are concerned, Gaza is a prison for terrorists who are illegally squatting on zionist land, and for that reason are not entitled to food, medicine, etc. So, the exhibit did not comport with their spin on truth and history, and needed to be pulled.
Would they have pulled an exhibit featuring African Americans if the KKK had objected? Would they have pulled an exhibit featuring Jews if Nazis had objected? I don't think so.
If you are as puzzled or outraged as I am, ask the museum why.... Visit http://www.freepalestinemovement.org/mocha.html
Friday, September 02, 2011
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hh9cP7wgo072aP53h7QDAm4FLk5w?docId=0869f6ec89ac4d379ceca8b6855e0084
$60 billion dollars wasted.
Its alot of money.
Begs the question of who benefits when we go to war?
Hmmm....
Lets see
Halliburton (Dick Cheney)
Bechtel (Donald Rumsfield)
Blackwater (click here or here)and others....
And what makes it even worse is that the contracts are not even bid out. Yes thats right, they are just strictly assigned on a discretionary basis. To the best candidates of course. No question about that one. Right?..
Read more on that one:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/pentagon-no-bid-champ/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29
Did you know that Halliburton moved its headquarters to Dubai?
A company that makes billions upon billions of tax payer money for much sensitive government work. Moved out. Took their jobs out. Took themselves outside the scope of review. Don't want to pay taxes...
Hmmm....
A lot to think about.
Its too bad the quarterback he mentioned goes to LSU, not Miami.
Here's to a great year for the Lions. Lets hope Stafford stays in one piece and we get to experience the best of Suh, Fairley and Company....
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Monday, August 08, 2011
Its 2011.
Its not the middle ages.
Its not the lynch mob era of the 19th and early 20th century.
Its 2011.
Yet even in 2011, racism and hatred continue to run so deep.
A group of teens went out to find the first minority they could find to attack. And after beating him, ran him over with a truck while he was staggering down the street after the beating.
I wish I could say this was a movie plot. Or it happened in another country we want to regard as backwards.
But it happened in our country just a few days ago.
You can read about it and watch it at http://us.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/08/06/mississippi.hate.crime/index.html but be forewarned, it is graphic.
When will this end?
Thursday, August 04, 2011
Monday, August 01, 2011
The plague? "creeping Shariah"
When asked, what it was or on what basis the fear is based, many of the proponents of anti Shariah measures clearly illustrate their ignorance of what it is, but stress that it is a real, legitimate fear requiring drastic action. Many speak in details about the Quran, the scripture upon which this creeping Shariah is primarily based, but when asked, have never ever read it.
While its nice to make fun of such ignorance, as has been done on political satire shows and such, the reality is such ignorant fear mongering, if allowed to persist, will only result in regrettable behavior in society, both on an individual level and on a collective level. Such as the Norway terrorist attacks. (BTW one of the big proponents of such fear, Pamela Geller, recently amended her website to remove sections of a posting from Norway which likely could have been by the perpetrator wherein the author said "We are stockpiling and caching weapons, ammunition, and food. This is going to happen fast." Read more at http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/38949_Pamela_Geller_Edits_Post_to_Conceal_Violent_Rhetoric_in_Email_from_Norway
Who is behind this campaign? Is it an evolutionary phenomenon that has just miraculously come together, thereby proving the real and valid nature of it? Or is it being cooked up in some dark laboratory by some whose intentions we can only guess at?
Well the New York Times has put together an expose on the source of the campaign. I would urge you to visit it at http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/31/us/31shariah.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all
The Jewish Daily Forward also has put together their own report on the mastermind. You can find that at http://forward.com/articles/139688/
One of the striking things from these news reports is that the proponents cite a "study" done at US mosques which evaluated the key aspects of Shariah and the threats they present. Specifically, how long the beard of the imam is. Whether he wears his watch on his right hand. How many of the congregants wear head wear. Etc. Real substantive evidence of the looming threat.
We have enough hate in this world to go around. Instead of adding more to the mix, why can't we follow the spirit of the various religious scriptures we all subscribe to, and foster peace, unity and love. As Rodney King said it best, "Why can't we all just get along"
We should support efforts to promote understanding. Such as interfaith social welfare programs helping the broader society. Like the doctors in Detroit, my birthplace, who are bridging religious lines to help those less fortunate (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4097874,00.html#.TjTnPNMm3dU.facebook)
Historically, when such ignorance runs wild, the result is a black eye for the era in which they occurred (eg. Spanish Inquisition, Germany, etc). Do we want our era to be viewed in similar fashion?
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
They were then both suspended by their national team.
Read more at http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/25/us-france-bans-odd-idUSTRE76O30T20110725?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69
A wonderful lovely human being, only nine years old named Rachel Beckwith dedicated her birthday wish to helping those less fortunate. She wrote "On June 12th 2011, I'm turning 9. I found out that millions of people don't live to see their 5th birthday. And why? Because they didn't have access to clean, safe water so I'm celebrating my birthday like never before... I'm asking from everyone I know to donate to my campaign instead of gifts for my birthday."
The plight of those less fortunate in the world is none more apparent than with the availability of clean safe water. Few of us realize the blessing we have to have running water which is safe, clean, and even healthy and tasty. But this wonderful 9 year old did and dedicated her birthday not to getting a new video game system, barbie doll, or other material delight, but instead to addressing a human need far far away from herself.
She with her very simple initiative was able to raise $220 by her birthday, short of the $300 she had set as a goal.
Tragically, just 6 weeks after her birthday, she died as a result of injuries suffered in a car accident.
Since the story went out, thousands have been touched, and at the time of writing this, over $165,000 has been contributed to the campaign.
To read more visit http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/24/girl-dies-after-crash-selfless-act-inspires-thousands-in-donations/?hpt=hp_c2
and to donate visit http://www.mycharitywater.org/p/campaign?campaign_id=16396
For the local news report, visit http://www.komonews.com/news/local/126069383.html
Friday, July 22, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
A couple broke into a garage to steal some goods...
In the midst of their heist, I guess they got a bit frisky...
In the midst of their friskiness, I guess she got upset, and sprayed him in the face with pepper spray...
She then took the car in the garage and took off, only to drive it into a pond not too far away....
He on the otherhand put on a raincoat (ie thats all he was wearing), grabbed a bag full of the stolen goods and proceeded to walk down the street....
Could you really imagine someone making this up in the wildest of your dreams...
http://www.ksdk.com/news/crime/article/265288/147/Garage-rendezvous-burglary-ends-in-arrest
Tuesday, July 05, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Turns out he was a bit famous.
He was an author ... of children's books...
He assured everyone that his upcoming book would have no such language....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110614/od_nm/us_plane_cursing
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Whats next for this monumental achiever and world changer? Perhaps he will write his new york times best selling autobiography, "from the moustache to the embers- my ignorant crusade against Islam".
So pathetic. As pathetic of course as the ensuing riots in Afghanistan, resulting in unfortunate deaths, protesting the burning of the Quran. I wish people would wise up. The terry jones and salman rushdie's of the world would be nobody's if you didn't pay attention to them.
Of course, Stephen Colbert couldn't help but amuse us regarding this travesty of news and resulting tragedy
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
But did you know, in accordance with the Real Estate Settlement Procedures Act (RESPA), if your bank does not fulfill certain obligations, you can sue them, collect from them, and even foreclose on them. SWEET.
One Philadelphia man seems to have known that. He just foreclosed on Wells Fargo... Read more at http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/17/patrick-rodgers-forecloses-on-wells-fargo_n_824765.html
Sunday, March 06, 2011
http://www.autoblog.com/2011/02/16/baltimore-issues-over-2-000-red-light-camera-tickets-with-dead-o/?ncid=txtlnkwbauto00000002
and
http://www.wbaltv.com/r-video/26825879/detail.html for the video report
Thursday, March 03, 2011

Another drunk driving accident.
This drunk driver plowed right into the front of this building.... which just happened to be a sober living facility.
Seriously, you couldn't make this up if you tried... Read on at http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/los_angeles&id=7983548
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
I don't know about you all, but when looking for an unbiased, reliable, and CONSTANT news source over the past few weeks, Al Jazeera English was the only network that delivered. Al Jazeera executives have attempted to convince American cable networks to carry their channel in the past, but to no avail. Al Jazeera is now a hot international commodity following their superb coverage of the revolution and the campaign is picking up steam. YOU can help convince American networks by flooding their inboxes with already created e-mails demanding Al Jazeera English be carried on basic packages.
Go to http://english.aljazeera.net/demandaljazeera/ and on the far right enter your zip code. Choose your cable provider and on the next page enter your name and e-mail address and click send. It's that simple. You don't even have to enter your real name or e-mail address. Send one to each cable provider. Send multiple e-mails to each. We can help combat the propaganda western media has indulged in with a reliable network where 'the spin' truly stops.
**One problem I faced when I would click on Dish Network or DirecTV is it would have a city that did not correlate to the zip code I entered. I went to the text of the e-mail and edited it myself entering my correct city. But hey, the more e-mails from different cities you send out, the better.
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"I’ve had enough of somebody else’s propaganda. I’m for truth, no matter who tells it. I’m for justice, no matter who it is for or against."
-Malcolm X
I kid you not.
Read on at http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2010/08/24/brazilian-referee-stabs-player-to-death-after-free-kick-row
Thursday, February 10, 2011
"Won't you be mine, couldn't you be mine, won't you be my neighbor. Won't you please, please won't you please, please won't you be my neighbor..... Hi Neighbor..."
Mr. Rogers Rest in Peace
Enjoy
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
See for yourself:

Read more at http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/picture-gilbert-arenas-served-court-papers-at-halftime-laura-govan-lying/51337
Monday, February 07, 2011
Oklahoma became the first state to pass a law banning Shariah, which means Islamic law. Oklahoma also very shortly thereafter became the first state to have such a law declared unconstitutional. Now there are movements in other places, including South Carolina, Texas, Nevada, Georgia, and Wyoming, trying to pass similar measures. When some of the lawmakers in such places are asked if ever Shariah was an issue, they state the obvious, NO. Then why the rush to pass such idiotic unconstitutional measures? To protect our citizenry, some say, from the scourge of Shariah.
What is it that is so scary and morbid about the Shariah? Is it that our system of law and justice is in many ways based on what the Shariah brought forth 1400 years ago?
Or is it strictly that the hate mongers would have you think that this dark cloud of Shariah is invading our nations and we must take action to prevent it?
I will let you decide. Colbert's segment on sharia previously posted is quite insightful and enjoyable.
Now to the fun section.
In Malawi, lawmakers are concerned about the behavior of their citizenry. Illicit behavior that people were fearful of engaging in under the previous dictator rule is now becoming rampant. And the lawmakers are going to put a stop to it...
Read for yourself
Friday, February 04, 2011
I am sure all of those who attended "day at sea" can't wait until next year.
Read more at http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/01/indian-warship-sunk-during-day-at-sea-for-military-families/
by Hazami Sawsan Barmada on Wednesday, February 2, 2011 at 10:53pm
Dear All—
PEOPLE IN TAHRIR SQUARE, CAIRO ARE IN DIRE NEED OF IMMEDIATE MEDICAL SUPPORT, BLOOD DONATIONS AND SUPPLIES:
Please forward to friends, family and advocates in Egypt. Get word out to all those who have access to supplies and can help donate, distribute or deliver supplies. If you are in Egypt, please consider helping.
As of Thursday Feb 3rd morning, five people have died and volunteer doctors are running out of medical supplies to tend to the hundreds of wounded. We are coordinating efforts to get supplies to doctors in field hospitals and centers.
MEDICAL SUPPLIES NEEDED: cotton, dressings, betadine, suture kits, analgesics, to handle the wounded in field.
These supplies need to be delivered to Tehrir Square, to the makeshift hospital behind Hardees in the square. This is on the side that is protected by the military and so it should be safe to deliver items.
HOSPITALS & EMERGENCY CLINICS THAT NEEDS SUPPORT
Tehrir Square (makeshift hospital behind Hardees)- Dr. Amany Sadek, Mostashfa el Maydany - 20 10 65 63 603
Marwa Nabil - 012-507 90 44 (For Heliopolis)
Dalia Nabil - 010-877 47 07 (For Heliopolis)
Ahmed Abdel Al - 016-509 19 79 (For Nasr City)
Tamer Shayyal - 016-9 655 000 (For Mohandessin)
Noha Salem - 011- 00 177 50 (For Rehab City)
Mohamed Azmy - 010-120 32 86 (For Maadi and 5th Settlement)
BLOOD DONATIONS NEEDED:
The following are hospitals are have blood banks that are asking for immediate donations:
* Blood needed at Kasr El Aini urgently. Call: Tel: 23654060
* El Nozha Tel : 22658559
* Ain Shams
* El Zeraeen (in Dokki): 33375579 – 33377670
* Swiss blood bank in Dokki: 37620202 – 37613117
* Kasr El Ainy
* Shabrawishy: 33384684 – 37604341
* Wadie El Nile
FOOD AND WATER:
Requests have been made for food and water for people in Tahrir Square. Please take food/water to distribute to others.
PERSONAL ACCOUNT FROM A DOCTOR IN TAHREER SQUARE:
“Tired of the six nights I spent in Tahrir, all the gas bombs that was thrown at me, the fear of being shot by police thugs, the anxiety that is about to kill me, & believes all could've sent me home. If it weren't for the blood of the finest youth of Egypt that covered my hands last Friday, those who died in front of my eyes while I stood helpless bandaging their live bullet wounds with kleenex and plastic bags' shreds.”
TO COORDINATE SUPPLIES:
** for all those taking medical supplies and food into Tahrir square enter from the west of Tahrir square.
In EGYPT: Dr. Amany Sadek from Mostashfa el Maydany at Phone: 20 10 65 63 603 or Dr. Assem at Phone: 002-014-66-11-44-0 (at a field office in Tehrir square behind Hardees).
If outside Egypt: Please email eeshmawy@gmail.com or hazami.barmada@gmail.com to coordinate connecting you to the right people.
GRAPHIC PHOTOS FROM FIELD HOSPITAL: ALMOST 1,000 INJURED PEOPLE: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&¬e_id=500933208541#!/photo.php?fbid=10150379628105066&set=a.10150379326795066.608962.555610065
Thank you to all the doctors and generous volunteers!
Please forward to everyone you know who may be able to help!!!!
Thursday, February 03, 2011
It is truly shameful, as our nation has been for the last century the beacon of democracy and civility for the rest of the world. They used to look at us with hope, for their nations to become like us or for them to try to come to our land of opportunity. Now unfortunately our reputation is being the bully of the world. The thugs who will pursue their own interests at the cost of anyone else.
President Obama, you promised to close Guantanamo, but have been unable to for varying reasons. You promised to end the violations of our constitution and human rights, and have since changed course in shocking ways. Don't forget the principles, sentiments and platform that put you in the white house.
To read more on the story, click here
For an even more graphic illustration, click here to see a police truck mercilessly plowing through people walking peacefully in the street (NOTE GRAPHIC VIDEO).
Let us hope and pray for a quick and bloodless end to the Mubarak regime. Let us also hope the world leaders, especially President Obama, stop trying to legitimize and preserve Mubarak and stand with the people of Egypt.
In listening to the news yesterday, they stated "Mubarak has served the people of Egypt for 30 years". Who has the audacity to say that? The only one he served is himself at the expense of the Egyptian people. And 30 years is far too long.
Support the will and rights of the people of Egypt. Stand against tyranny.
He is being sued for $1 trillion dollars. Why? Well lets see where to begin:
1. He stole a poker chip from the plaintiff worth "100 zillions of dollars"?
2. He fathered the plaintiff's 23 year old son.
3. The plaintiff wants $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion in lost wages. (CHILD SUPPORT? The guy is 23 and child support is only payable (except special circumstances) up to 18. So that boils down to $50 billion per year. Nice. LOST WAGES? Hmmmm.... the average person lives to around 78 years old, and works pretty much from 18-68 lets say, so 50 years. so to have earned 100 billion in wages, you would have to average wages of $2 billion per year.... The plaintiff I am guessing is late 30's to early 40's. Unless Bill Gates or Warren Buffet had a sex change operation, I don't think anyone in the world can claim such "lost wages")
4. He is responsible for 9/11.
5. He, his ex girlfriend, and Rodney King, after knocking down the world trade center, knocked down the plaintiff's kids.
The judge denied a restraining order (if I was Diddy, I would have asked the judge to put one in effect... seriously), but set the case for a hearing.
Read on....
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
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Saturday, January 29, 2011
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Thursday, January 27, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Other fans were similarly confused (not sure if the black cheese is supposed to mean anything)
And in today's too true you couldn't make it up if you tried, a fighting rooster got upset with its owner/manager, and killed him. Read on folks
(Please note that providing such link and humoring at it in now way endorses such horrible and repugnant activities such as cockfighting or dogfighting. Animals should be treated humanely, including being slaughtered humanely for our consumption.)
A woman suffered a hickey. Which caused a stroke. Which caused partial paralysis. REALLY? And here I thought their only downside was they were just embarassing.
Lastly, a cook added that extra sauce to his favorite customer. Don't click here if you have a weak stomach. And don't eat there anymore.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Unfortunately that vase was actually an urn, and that cocaine, well lets just say unless the victim had died of the world record overdose of cocaine and even then the cocaine content would be questionable, was not exactly pure.
Really, you just can't make this up....
Read on and enjoy...



