Wow this one is a good one....

A couple broke into a garage to steal some goods...

In the midst of their heist, I guess they got a bit frisky...

In the midst of their friskiness, I guess she got upset, and sprayed him in the face with pepper spray...

She then took the car in the garage and took off, only to drive it into a pond not too far away....

He on the otherhand put on a raincoat (ie thats all he was wearing), grabbed a bag full of the stolen goods and proceeded to walk down the street....

Could you really imagine someone making this up in the wildest of your dreams...

http://www.ksdk.com/news/crime/article/265288/147/Garage-rendezvous-burglary-ends-in-arrest