In today's news (well not actually today's but anyways), we have the Jets and we have the roosters, hickeys and turkeys.... Which first? hmmmmmm.... Lets go with the Jets.... Their fans were so supportive as you can see below:



Other fans were similarly confused (not sure if the black cheese is supposed to mean anything)


And in today's too true you couldn't make it up if you tried, a fighting rooster got upset with its owner/manager, and killed him. Read on folks
(Please note that providing such link and humoring at it in now way endorses such horrible and repugnant activities such as cockfighting or dogfighting. Animals should be treated humanely, including being slaughtered humanely for our consumption.)

A woman suffered a hickey. Which caused a stroke. Which caused partial paralysis. REALLY? And here I thought their only downside was they were just embarassing.


Lastly, a cook added that extra sauce to his favorite customer. Don't click here if you have a weak stomach. And don't eat there anymore.