Ahhh.... True Love.... What a beautiful thing.... In today's installment of love bites, we have a gent smitten at first sight, he proposed, paid his dowry.... And that's all he got.....



And next we have real true love. Sure he had four wives. But only one was his true love.....

A scene from Egypt. Masses of protesters facing the security forces. Those on the front lines peacefully praying while the security forces spray them.

Let's pray for a peaceful end to the tyranny that plagues many nations. God be with and protect those standing for freedom and justice.

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In today's news (well not actually today's but anyways), we have the Jets and we have the roosters, hickeys and turkeys.... Which first? hmmmmmm.... Lets go with the Jets.... Their fans were so supportive as you can see below:



Other fans were similarly confused (not sure if the black cheese is supposed to mean anything)


And in today's too true you couldn't make it up if you tried, a fighting rooster got upset with its owner/manager, and killed him. Read on folks
(Please note that providing such link and humoring at it in now way endorses such horrible and repugnant activities such as cockfighting or dogfighting. Animals should be treated humanely, including being slaughtered humanely for our consumption.)

A woman suffered a hickey. Which caused a stroke. Which caused partial paralysis. REALLY? And here I thought their only downside was they were just embarassing.


Lastly, a cook added that extra sauce to his favorite customer. Don't click here if you have a weak stomach. And don't eat there anymore.

In today's in the news, some wonderful robbers took what they thought was a stash of cocaine in an unusual vase and proceeded to reap the reward of their heist.... By of course snorting it....
Unfortunately that vase was actually an urn, and that cocaine, well lets just say unless the victim had died of the world record overdose of cocaine and even then the cocaine content would be questionable, was not exactly pure.
Really, you just can't make this up....

Read on and enjoy...