In today's installment, P Diddy is being sued. No, not for a night club brawl. No, not for stealing someone else's lyrics/music. No, not for taking under contract talent from another label.

He is being sued for $1 trillion dollars. Why? Well lets see where to begin:
1. He stole a poker chip from the plaintiff worth "100 zillions of dollars"?
2. He fathered the plaintiff's 23 year old son.
3. The plaintiff wants $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion in lost wages. (CHILD SUPPORT? The guy is 23 and child support is only payable (except special circumstances) up to 18. So that boils down to $50 billion per year. Nice. LOST WAGES? Hmmmm.... the average person lives to around 78 years old, and works pretty much from 18-68 lets say, so 50 years. so to have earned 100 billion in wages, you would have to average wages of $2 billion per year.... The plaintiff I am guessing is late 30's to early 40's. Unless Bill Gates or Warren Buffet had a sex change operation, I don't think anyone in the world can claim such "lost wages")
4. He is responsible for 9/11.
5. He, his ex girlfriend, and Rodney King, after knocking down the world trade center, knocked down the plaintiff's kids.

The judge denied a restraining order (if I was Diddy, I would have asked the judge to put one in effect... seriously), but set the case for a hearing.

Read on....