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The Heat have turned the NBA inside out. First Dwayne Wade re-signed. Then Chris Bosh joined. Then of course we were we all witnesses to Lebron mania as he defected to the dark side. Since then, a list of NBA superstars and substars have followed including Udonis Haslem, Zydrawnas Ilgauskas, Mike Miller, Joel Anthony, James Jones, Carlos Arroyo, Jamal Magloire, and maybe John Lucas III and Jason Williams (white chocolate). Even Anfernee Hardaway (yes you do remember little penny) is contemplating coming out of his retirement to join the fabled cast....
But the biggest acquisition is yet to come it seems .....

Here's the newest installment of Love Bites.... Actual news clippings with stories that you could not make up if you tried... Enjoy...

Recently, the aptly named G8 and G20 met to discuss important issues facing the world today. The leaders were very focused and determined to fulfill the agenda of the meeting....



(Would it not be more aptly referred to as the "Gee lets act like 8/20 year olds"?)

U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt


And in other related news, the White House Jester was beheaded for making fun of the soaring national debt