In today's in the news, some wonderful robbers took what they thought was a stash of cocaine in an unusual vase and proceeded to reap the reward of their heist.... By of course snorting it....
Unfortunately that vase was actually an urn, and that cocaine, well lets just say unless the victim had died of the world record overdose of cocaine and even then the cocaine content would be questionable, was not exactly pure.
Really, you just can't make this up....

Read on and enjoy...