Sorry I know its been a while.... I was contemplating shutting down the blog, but instead, I am going to commit to reviving it....

So without further ado:
Today's in the news,

A bride on the eve of her wedding kills a guy, then gets arrested at her wedding reception....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18172718

And

China limits each public toilet to have a maximum of two flies
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-18170693