Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs

Almost as good as the statement by the leader of Libya (and at the time, to the embarrassment of the African Union, its leader) that the pirates are defending their human rights by being pirates since they are hungry or fighting against the greedy west. (see eg. http://www.nation.co.ke/News/africa/-/1066/525348/-/13rtrgiz/-/index.html)

Thank God he was not reelected as leader of the African Union