Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba thirty thieves. Ten were laid off!
Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
The only "deposits" being made on a Ferrari are the ones made by birds flying over them.
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America's third biggest lender.
Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
Goodyear is now re-branded as "Bad Year".
Money talks. Trouble is, it knows only one word: goodbye.
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